Bad Hand, from the bottom of the deck.

We have been dealt a really bad hand, the the dealer's slight of hand is almost imperceptible, but many of us know what it is, that is there. Back in the old days of the Wild West, they would shoot dealer, and that would be that. But these days are actually much wilder than the Wild Westerners could ever imagine. What do we do? fold, bluff or get the hell out of the game? None of those options will work, and we know it.

Alfons